When Lightning Strikes An Utter Tool

August 4, 2015

By Ken White at PopeHat

Harry Vincent is a 19-year-old college student and kind of a dick. That’s banal. Lots of 19-year-olds are dicks, and many of them are college students. Harry Vincent is notable because he has been struck by proverbial lightning — he offended someone online, and that person had the inclination and free time to complain about him to his university, and his university had the shitty values and utter lack of proportion or good sense to punish him for it. That’s an unlikely chain of events. But do we really want it to be more likely?

Harry Vincent goes to Texas Christian University. In his spare time, he likes to say “beaners” and imagine people he doesn’t like being “exiled” to the Sahara Desert, which he may or may not think is a country.

That’s Harry — indifferently literate, choadish, kinda racist, and not particularly creative or good at any of it. The average 13-year-old on Reddit would school his sorry ass on being notably offensive in a hot second. Harry — who goes by @classypatriot, and probably not ironically — is just plain dull.

The internet is oozing with Harrys. But this one caught the attention of a some no-rocket-scientist-either woman in Maryland who encouraged her readers to complain to TCU about him. Harry wasn’t speaking on behalf of TCU, or using their Twitter account, or talking to or about TCU students, and wasn’t a TCU public relations official or anything. This person “Kelsey” apparently just felt that assholes shouldn’t go to college. Ridiculous. Who would run our hedge funds?

Normally this wouldn’t be a problem. If sensible people had received Kelsey’s complaints of private-time toolbaggery by Harry, they would have shaken their heads and gone back to whatever it is that the hideously swollen academic-administrative class does all day. But apparently TCU lacks sensible people, because TCU suspended Harry Vincent and restricted him from dorms and campus activities. The FIRE has the story, and wrote TCU a stern letter. TCU is a private entity and not bound by the First Amendment — but, as FIRE points out, they claim to celebrate free speech, and ought not if they’re going to act like this.

Does TCU, a private entity, have the right to suspend Harry without anything resembling due process for engaging in patently protected speech? Yep. Is its decision to do so worthy of our respect? No. It’s ridiculous. First of all, it’s arbitrary. I guaranfreakingtee you that a sizable percentage of TCU’s student body routinely acts like assholes on the internet. Harry’s being singled out because a petty and disturbed person ran across him — he’s been struck by lightning. Second, it’s unsustainable. Even the army of administrators that colleges support these days can’t possibly keep up with policing and regulating the private online speech of students. It’s a waste of money to try. Third, this runs contrary to what a college ought to be. TCU isn’t some American madrassa openly advocating for uniform thought, like a Bob Jones or a Liberty. If you go to one of those places, you know what you’re getting into. No, TCU is nominally a respected academic institution devoted to free inquiry. Suspending people for political expression, however uncreatively dickish, is thoroughly un-academic.

The appropriate American remedy for Harry Vincent being a bigoted twerp is (1) absent fatal alcohol poisoning, him growing up, and (2) more speech imposing social consequences. I suppose being suspended from a private institution is a form of social consequence, but it’s a thoroughly disproportionate and disreputable one. Imposing official school punishments on the Harry Vincents of this world suggests that the TCUs of this world can’t counter his oafish speech — that all the professors and administrators and earnest students cannot make a convincing counter-argument to some slackjawed dipshit saying “beaner.” Doesn’t inspire much confidence in the educational system, does it?

TCU deserves scorn for this. They deserve an object lesson as well. If TCU thinks that it ought to regulate its students’ private speech when the fragile pussywillows of the internet object to it, why not take TCU at its word and help it along? I’m sure it will be easy to identify TCU students on social media and comment sections and blogs. Why not examine what they say, and write to the administration of TCU if it irks anyone? I’m not just talking about Harry Vincent’s sophomoric twaddle. For every TCU student who says #blacklivesmatter, someone ought to write TCU protesting that #alllivesmatter, FOR FEELS. For every student who says something unflattering about Israel there ought to be an angry email. For every off-color joke, there should be a statement about the over-sexualization of society. For every student who makes a hurtful remark about political groups, TCU’s administrators ought to get a missive from a Concerned Person. Maybe it’s ridiculous to take personal offense at those things, you might say. Well, you might think so. But TCU is clearly interested in how random internet citizens feel about their students and their words. How can we not help them along? You can find email addresses here. Be polite.

Postscript: if you are inclined to write a comment complaining that I ought to be defending free speech without criticizing the speech or the speaker, kindly snort my taint, fool.

Schools: Texas Christian University Cases: Texas Christian University: Student Suspended for Social Media Posts